THE taylor detroye

I'm a white pansexual dude and a self-identified feminist.

I try to trigger warning as many things as I can that I post. If I miss something, let me know.

I have a face.

This is my post about flavored condoms. It updates whenever we think of a new one.

I am not in any fandoms because I don't like anything enough to be part of one. However, here are some things I enjoy:
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (I am NOT a brony, and if you ask nicely I'll explain precisely why)
- Gunnerkrigg Court
- Questionable Content
- various other webcomics (send me an ask if you want the full list)
- playing the guitar
- How I Met Your Mother
Feb 24 '12

monitoredliving:

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thetaylordetroye:

monitoredliving:

thetaylordetroye:

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oh count me in, ladylove from germany that you shouldn’t miss in your life.

well shit i’m getting all sorts of propositions now

I’ll tell you this: come to Berlin, and I’ll take you on a date if you’re up for that. I’m gonna pack blankets and sweets and cocoa (!!) and picnic with you in some of our great parks. I got one in mind that got a high hill in the middle with a memorial on top from where you can see half of the city so when it gets dark in the evening we can cuddle up in one of the many blankets and watch the stars and the not so quiet city.

and stuff.

I am really bad in putting things in words right now, it’s nearly 8am, maybe I should go to sleep already.

That actually sounds really fucking awesome

You know that you’re cursed now, right? Because every time you go on a date and it’s not as awesome as the plans that I got for you, you will think of me. For the rest of your life.

And let’s face it: no one is as awesome as me. You should just pack your bags and leave that country of yours that declares pizza a vegetable.

FUCK

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